EJ Busts a Rap

Yo!

I bust a phat rap cause I’m a fat cat–okay, I’m not saying that. …I’m just, I refuse to say that. Let’s try this again. 1… 2… 3…

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Yo,

The Yankees beat the Blue Jays and upset the Doc

Longoria in Tampa gave the Red Sox a shock

We got some breathing room when Evan hit one out

A walk-off blast to left made the Red Sox pout

1 and a half games is a nice improvement

Than the half game of work room we were usin’

Andy Pettitte scuffled at the end but

He got a W for the pinstriped men

Damon and Tex went back to back

The main component of New York’s offensive attack

Matsui gave us breathing room by drilling one to center

And when Mo got the final out I sang like Eddie Vedder

I guess, it’s just, a day in the life

Of a Yanks fan when the AL East is alright

It’s tight, the feeling of being in first place

Now if only we could win one on Virginia’s birt–no. I’m not saying that…

You don’t get that oppurtunity in baseball’s rat race

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Meanwhile, the Mets’ Castillo made us scratch our noggins

He got more NY headlines than Igawa’s joggin’

When he took a fall and sprained his ankle

You look at that and it’s only a sample

Of the sheer bad luck the Mets have come across

Every day there’s an injury another player lost

So nowadays baseball fans wonder “Who’s next?”

Well today Niese is the newest victim of the hex

Yeah… that’s it… no more rapping…

The Song of the Day is a very touching, sensitive war-themed song and I think you all should hear it, it’s not a heavy rock song or a catchy rap song, it’s an acoustic song by a band I really like. The song is called Hero of War by Rise Against

Stay positive, Yankee fans.

-EJ the Kid From New York

 

7 comments

  1. southernbelle

    “-Richard, the 10-year old boy who watches you dress yourself during afternoons”
    EJ: What? Do I even want to know who Richard is? I’m not even going to ask. You are too random.
    “Booty C” was my older brother’s nickname. Then when I had that teacher, he passed it on to me. It’s nothing bad, so stop thinking it! I don’t feel like explaining. I might later, though. I didn’t know anyone did Shatner/Trembley. I’m too new to this. I’m no thief! 🙂 Mitre better be good tonight. I love him. He’s a sexy beast. -Virginia

  2. southernbelle

    Oh, and that rap was impressive. It really was. I can actually say that I LIKED A RAP! I probably wouldn’t like it if there was music to it, but whatever. Nice job! I liked the Igawa part. 🙂 -Virginia

  3. southernbelle

    Hey Blob: I agree that Markakis is hot. I also think Brian Roberts is cute. A lot of the Orioles are cute, come to think about it! But there is something about Mitre….I can’t put my finger on it….he is just so sexy! Even my Mom said that she was surprised about how good he looked after he got cleaned up after the game. My Mom! I’m suffering from Cervelli withdrawl and I need someone else to focus on. GOD do I miss Francisco. That little cutie. I hope he comes back. Honestly, EJ, do you think we will see Cervelli again in a Yankee uniform? Please. I want an honest answer. sigh. -Virginia, who for her birthday only wants Cervelli.
    http://southernbelle.mlblogs.com

  4. southernbelle

    I might as well tell you where “Booty C” came from. I’m warning you, it’s nothing “like that.” It came about when my brother was in 7th grade. He is a senoir now! Anyway, the art teacher told everyone to write their names on their pencils. As he was passing them out, he came to my brother’s and couldn’t really read it. His name is Bobby. The teacher thought it said Booty. He ws like, “Booty C? Who is that? Oh, Bobby C!” The name stuck.
    This art teacher has a nickname for almost every kid. When I was in 7th grade and he found out I was Bobby’s sister, he started calling me Booty. I’ll be going into 11th grade in September, and still I can’t remember him ever calling me Virginia. My Mom works at the school, and when she talks to him, he calls me by my real name. Well, that’s the legend of Booty. See ya! -Virginia

  5. southernbelle

    Hey Blob: I agree that Markakis is hot. I also think Brian Roberts is cute. A lot of the Orioles are cute, come to think about it! But there is something about Mitre….I can’t put my finger on it….he is just so sexy! Even my Mom said that she was surprised about how good he looked after he got cleaned up after the game. My Mom! I’m suffering from Cervelli withdrawl and I need someone else to focus on. GOD do I miss Francisco. That little cutie. I hope he comes back. Honestly, EJ, do you think we will see Cervelli again in a Yankee uniform? Please. I want an honest answer. sigh. -Virginia, who for her birthday only wants Cervelli.
    http://southernbelle.mlblogs.com

  6. metmainman

    Only Eddie Vedder doesn’t rap lol. Come give Castillo a break that was two months ago! And he has been playing real hot since then. If you want to pick on him, pick on him because he just became the latest Met to get injured when he fell down the dugout steps.
    http://metsmainman.mlblogs.com

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